August 2011
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If any escort bloggers follow me, will you message...
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Blog it and Weep: Colleen Smith Reviews... →
blogitandweep:
Ordinarily when two relatively awkward things are combined, they become one extremely awkward thing. I’m not going to waste my time trying to think of examples to convince you of this, but the equation makes sense: awkard + awkward = double awkward. Let that logic sink in for a moment, before…
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julianspinktie:
The water they give you at strip clubs is way better than the water my mom buys.
hehehehehe
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Anonymous asked: What should I wear to an upscale, nude club for an audition? Could you show me an example? Thanks!
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“Personal and Sexual Acceptance from Women: Regulars claim that conversation in...”
– Research Proves Men Come to Strip Clubs to Relax | Tits and Sass (via ladythestripper)
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Stripped
feelgoodache:
I see you undress and
Through the neon light
I almost miss your soul
You dance like a goddess
I’m distracted, how do you
Keep your control
How do you do those things
The way you move all night long
I almost caught your name
You dance like a goddess
I’m attracted, how do you
Calmly play this little game
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So bored at work
toomuchtaylor:
But I just keep avoiding my homework! Why did I go to college? I should’ve became and stripper and started making youtube videos on the side. Why those two jobs? Because no matter what happens to our economy or anything else in the world- youtube will never stop being funny and half naked (good looking) girls will never stop being awesome.
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The Human Dildo: Belle de Nuit - Episode 7 →
thehumandildo:
Three months had passed since we had our first encounter in the back of my store, where she flashed her tits at me for the first time. Three months that seamed like a lot longer for the intensity of the affair. Now her long-distance boyfriend and supposed future husband was about to come visit…
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How..
frothygoat:
Are strippers so soft? I need to know
It’s in our DNA.
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